I think he's hot. I'm a little excited, too, that Scissor Sisters has a new CD coming out next week. That is all.

Jake Shears

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Have you ever met one? I did. He told me it hurt. Well, he was huge and it hurt me too. Anyway, he let me fuck him and he said, yeah, he didn't like it. It hurts too much. I felt the same way. Since then, we're both tops. People say I'm a control freak. But I just don't like the way it feels. Only time I ever enjoyed it was on poppers. And that was a long time ago.

Something seems strange about it to me. The "anti-racists" for one thing, look like typical white power guys. One even looks like Hitler. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but what if this was some elaborate scheme to make racists seem like victims? Like, what if the 2 groups were all secretly members of the same larger group...?

Weird news story about racists being attacked by anti-racists...

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Any of you gotten it? It looks like the results are either meh or miraculous. They always look at least a little bit better though. Apparently Jennifer Anniston is obsessed with them. How much do they cost? How do you find a good doctor and are there good websites about this stuff? Also, what was the pain like and will they give you pain pills to help?

My eyes are itchy and I am having sneezing jags and congestion. Blech! And I have not had much of a history of allergies before...

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SPRINGFIELD, Mo. -- Monkeys seem cute and harmless, but one family is seriously concerned for their daughter's health after what they call a monkey attack. They're also frustrated at how the incident was handled. As 8-year-old Tayce Nickel and her family were going to get back-to-school hair cuts, they got an unexpected surprise. "As we got out, Tayce, being 8 years old, wanted to see the monkey, so she got out, looked up at the monkey, said, 'Hi,' and he gave the animal just enough slack to where it could jump out, grab her by her hair, and bite her on the forehead," said Mike Weeks. The macaque monkey, named Charlie, was in an vehicle in a Wal-Mart parking lot in south Springfield. "My husband was sitting in the car with Charlie. He was on the leash, down in the car as always," said Vicki Pulley, the monkey's owner. Tayce's parents believe she was bitten. Charlie's owner says it was a scratch. "I'm sure he felt threatened when she came into his territory inside the car, and it scared him and he grabbed her hair," Pulley said. Tayce's parents called Springfield Animal Control, which made a report and sent the monkey home. When Weeks learned more about macaque monkeys, he became even more frustrated. "They're known to carry tuberculosis, hepatitus B, herpes, and this animal is just allowed to go home," said Weeks. Tayce's parents wish that monkey would have been taken away from the owners in the Wal-Mart parking lot, but officials say they have the option, according to city ordinance, to either confiscate the animal or allow it to be quarantined at home, which they did in this case. They also said Animal Control, part of the Springfield-Greene County Health Department, doesn't have a good place to keep a monkey. "Then, of course, when we get into the possible things the animal could be carrying, then your focus shifts dramatically to concern," said Weeks. Animal Control found no previous veterinarian records for the monkey, which was taken to a vet to test for about 10 different diseases. Tayce went to the doctor and is taking antibiotics and antivirals. "Everybody says, 'Put her on antivirals and pray.' That's basically the situation we've been left in," Weeks said. Herpes B is one of the diseases for which the monkey is being tested. It's a big concern, because it's present in 80 to 90 percent of macaques, and can be fatal in humans. The monkey's owners will be fined for having the animal in Springfield, because it's prohibited by city ordinance. If the monkey is infected with any disease, local authorities say they would contact the state about what to do next. Test results should be back a week from now.

Monkey Injures Girl in Walmart Parking Lot

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Sources speculate that it was suicide, according to radar.com. It's so sad, after all of her battles with alcoholism.

I''m going to go with Mike from You Bet Your Garden. I detect Philly, but more than that he seems to speak forced perky. \ \ Other than that, he really seems to know his stuff and I like him but something about his voice grates on me big time.\ \ And I''m from Philly (suburbs), but I don''t sound like that.

If so why would you choose a career like that? Did you just fall into being an accountant? Or did you decide to pursue a career as an accountant? Share your stories here, as it would be interesting to hear from gay accountants.

I saw her in concert in Seattle years ago after apparently disastrous performances in Boston and San Francisco. When I saw her she was sublime. But I never hear about her anymore.\ \ There are some wild stories about her not being a diva, but a bat shit crazy bitch.

Anyone running for office on the Bush fiscal policies should have this etch-a-sketched onto their speaker’s notes.

Of The Last 2 Presidents, Which Has Caused More National Debt?

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Taylor Kitsch is kind of fugly. Rihanna was fine. Alexander Skarsgard and Liam Neeson were barely in it. The aliens were stupid. Fun movie.

Just come out, already.

Initially, the Japanese government wanted to evacuate Tokyo but didn't because they didn't want to deal with the fear and the panic. And now that the reactors are in "cold shutdown", supposedly, the temps are spiking higher than ever. The mayor lost all of his body hair from his neck down, and has had constant nose-bleeds since Fukushima started. Many of the Japanese feel that they should stay even though they know the risks because they feel it is their "duty" to absorb the radiation because it is their fault so they have to bear it and not leave. It's even their children's "duty" to endure it. So, lot's of Japanese are committing suicide, getting cancer, nosebleeds, and all sorts of radioactive symptoms and diseases. Where the fuck is the media on this?

Fukushima reactors are at highest temperatures they've ever been!

I had it at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. How do you make it? 's not helping. TIA, gourmets.

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Will Amanda kill off someone good tonight? Who will be shirtless? Will there be the homosex?

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"U.S. Churches Lose Tax-Free Status"

As Rebecca Duvall quits, we are back where we started - will Ivy or Karen be Marilyn? Will Ellis survive?

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