Police in Dubuque, Iowa, responded to an unusual call this week: reports of a zebra and a parrot in the front seat of a truck parked outside a bar. The striped animal and his fine feathered friend were there to keep their owner company, but weren’t allowed in the bar. Jerald Reiter, 55, told police the zebra and maccaw parrot enjoy going for rides in his truck, so he brought them to the bar, which he says usually allows animals inside, ABC affiliate KCRG-TV reports. When the motley crew got to the bar, they were told because food was being served, the animals wouldn’t be allowed inside. Bar owners told KCRG no animals are ever allowed inside. When officers arrived on the scene, they stopped Reiter in the parking as he was driving his truck away. Field sobriety tests found he had a blood alcohol level of .14, nearly twice the legal limit, according to police. His girlfriend, Vickie Teters, told KCRB the animals are like their children, and do everything with them. “They love going for rides. They’re just a part of the family,” Teters said. “They were not left alone in the car, not even a second.” Reiter also disputes the drunk driving charge, saying he realized he was too drunk to drive, and was about to let a passenger take the wheel when he was arrested.

Man With Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged With DUI

Eat sensibly, and you won't end up look like these hot messes. Carbs are not your enemy. Do straight men really go for this?

Memo to Females Over 45

Did anyone watch? I thought it was great.....didn't seem like a competition, just a really great variety show with great singing, and the Robin Thicke eye candy.

Not including porn stars. Please link to photo or video clip if possible. Mine at link. I love the raw sexiness above the belt.. SFW

Who's the last celebrity you jacked off to?

What?

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Yikes. That is not aging; that's bad plastic surgery. My 80 year old mother has better legs.

Janie Dicksinson's Legs

Sick of porn, and want to re-visit my mispent youth with some good erotic fiction. Are there any good erotic writers out there now, or has porn just made everyone lazy? And, no, I'm not interested in anything written by a woman and 'slash' fiction.

How does one go about it? I am lots of fun, 6'2" 225, and really need a wild break. I live in Arizona and will fly out to cook, clean, and generally do anything to get out of this shit hole for at least three weeks. Any suggestions?

We're Fucked!

V - Ships Arriving

What are some of the most memorable [italic]Datalounge[/italic] threads?%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ I nominate [italic]Frosting Can Dad[/italic] (not exact title), about the father who went to his teen-age daughter''s school to confront her over a missing can of frosting.

I wish they could have done a good job on it. Disappointing movie.

...opposite LiLo's Liz Taylor.

Just watched it for the first time. Loved the cycling-obsessed son trying to turn himself into an Italian. Didn't know that a smoking hot Hart Bochner and PJ Soles were in it ...

Breaking Away

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[bold]Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves.[/bold] Original thread at link

The Official "Revenge" Discussion Thread II

Short films created by Baz Luhrmann, with Elsa having an 'impossible conversation' with Miuccia Prada. Judy seems to still be channeling Judy Garland. I wonder, is this what Judy Garland would have looked like at 57?

Judy Davis as Elsa Schiaparelli

Someone has invited me, but I'm not a comic gay. Will there be stuff for me to do there?

Lifetime has found the Richard Burton to Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor: Grant Bowler. According to Deadline, the New Zealander has been cast in Liz & Dick — and just in time, since the made-for-TV movie is supposed to start filming any day now. Bowler's perhaps best known for his role on True Blood, where he plays the V-addicted werewolf, Cooter, but he also starred in Atlas Shrugged and appeared on Lost (as Gault, the captain of the freighter) and Ugly Betty (as Connor, Wilhelmina's onetime love). Liz & Dick: maybe actually really happening!

Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Movie Finds Its Richard Burton

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What's this diva shit behavior from her family? Looks like they are taking a page out of the Jackson family book.

Whitney's sister tried to have Ray-J evicted from the Billboard music awards

I was in Iraq in 2007. Over a 3-month period, we saw some of the bloodiest fighting since the invasion, losing more than ten men and killing hundreds of insurgents. A reporter for a very well-known men’s lifestyle magazine visited us to learn about our experiences. About halfway through his escort, an officer from the military media centre tells him that he is not allowed to speak to us anymore. He has to use stories taken from a non-combat unit earlier that day. It turned out that the officer was appalled at the jovial nature of our recollections; the story in which a vehicle commander sawed two men in half with a mounted machinegun because they were on their phones “dicking” us made him balk in particular. This is one of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops. It’s a shameless PR exercise.

One of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops

And he's winning!

Did Camille Grammer leave on her own terms -- or was she pushed out? "I've had so much fun with the franchise, but I guess the producers and I couldn't come to an agreement."

Camille Grammer didn't want to leave 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'

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